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<b> Oopsies! "Pew pew pew!" The Mage stood her ground, summoning bolts of lightning at the sheep. Over the horizon, sheep bodies dropped like fat flies, minus the wings and multiple eyes and legs present on the pesky insects. Such puffy creatures, these sheep were! Ooooh, their wool is so very soft and cuddly to sleep on! "Tee hee!" The Mage, feeling mischievous, wanted to drop a BOMBSHELL on one of the poufy sheep! Next to the totem shrine was a HUGE sheep with poufy wool the size of trees! Okay, that was a hyperbole... But you get the idea! She imagined herself resting her head on that comfy, warm wool. Ahhhh! She smiled warmly at the thought! "Kekeke," she snickered. As a Mage, she was trained in the art of paralysis and static. She held the ability to freeze her foes, using either magic or electricity. Thinking she was a pro, she chanted the words "Static the sheep NOW!" Oh no! She forgot one major detail! Static is a short paralysis spell used by electricity and is the weaker of the two paralysis spells! It does not last as long as the paralysis spell that paralyzes using magic! Unfortunately, our young little Mage forgot that fact! Oh dear. Immediately after the Mage casted the paralyzing spell called Static, she went into deep concentration. "Let's see... How do I do this...?" She cupped her hands together, closed her eyes, and began to recite some letters... "H-E-L-L-F-R-E... KYAH!" At the KYAH, she opened her eyes wide! Nothing happened... A frog hopped across in front of her. Where was the fire?! The Mage shut her eyes to think and spoke out loud, "Oh, uhhh...," she stumbled in her speech, "W-what was t-the sp-sp-spelling of th-that spell? Uhh.. H-E-L-F-I-R-E? No..." Remember how she casted Static? Yeah... The sheep was un-paralyzed now... The Mage continues, with eyes still closed, "Uhhh... W-was it H-E-L-L-O-F-I-R-E? No! Th-that spells Hello Fire! Uhhh.. Oh! H-E-L-L-F-I-R-E! YES!" She smiled again and cupped her hands and kept her eyes shut. She began chanting the letters "H-E-L-L-F-I-R-E... KYAH!" With the KYAH, she opened her eyes wide. Suddenly, a ball of fire dropped down from the sky and touched the ground! Within a one foot radius of where the fire landed, everything was turned to ashes. Dust shrouded the radius where the fire landed. "WOOT! I AM THE SHEEP KILLING QUEEN," exclaimed the Mage. She did a cute little dance to celebrate her MONUMENTAL victory! At last, the dust cleared. "WHAT! WHERE IS MY WOOLIE?!" exclaimed the Mage. There was no charred corpse or wool of the sheep! Nothing! Suddenly, a fat white figure unveiled itself from behind a cave and came into the view of the Mage. It was the same sheep as before! "How did you survive?!," the Mage exclaimed, thinking back to the things she did to prepare her hellfire spell. She continued, "DOH! I casted the wrong paralysis spell on you..." She planted her face in her palm and shook her head. "Oopsies!" -LifeSong- | |